reaching new lows as a cum slut

I had just finished posting an add on Craigslist looking for some jumbo sized cocks to split my sissy gash open. I had said i wanted at least 2 meat hammers before i would take the ad down. There wasn't a lot of detail in the ad except that i wanted to try double anal and had few to no limits. I included a picture of me spreading my boy cunt. It was still farely tight I could take 4 fingers but wasn't able to take a fist yet, so i specified that they needed to take there time with me.
I closed my computer and decided to take a shower, shave everywhere and clean myself out. I use an electric razor because i found that i got a rash when i used a bic style razor. I had been just kind of lounging around so I hadn't bothered to wear anything nice. Taking off my sweats i caught sight of my panty clad ass in the mirror and started to get an erection, which was good because my ball sack tightens up a bit making it easier to shave. I pulled off my tee and my panties and plugged the razor in. Starting with my cock and sack i shaved off all of the pubes then worked my was back. My taint was done quickly, then i put one foot on the toilet seat and bent over with my ass facing the morror shower door. Pulling my ass apart with one hand i angled the razor and very carefully shaved right up to my poutong cock hole lips. I was now clean shaven from the waist down and ready to have a shower.
I turned the shower on and made sure it was luke warm. I have a hose style shower with removable head. I unscrewed the head and gently slid a couple of inches into my ass. I switched the water from tap to shower and took as much warm water as i could. I then screwed the head back on and made the shower hot. Feeling like my ass was going to burst i stood in the shower letting it wash away all the left over hair. It had been a good ten minutes and didn't think I could hold it anymore so i hopped out and sat on the toilet to expel my bowels. I repeated this process 5 more time until the water was clean and clear. I washed myself throughly using different scented body washes. When i smelt and felt clean i got out dryed off and rubbed lotion all over my body. Then i cleaned the bathroom and went to get dressed.
When i got to my room i decided to check for any emails. I wasn't expecting many if any and had planned to dildo my ass and do a cam show for fun. I was amazed I had already received 6 replies to my ad. I replied to 4 of them based on the fact that they supplied cock pics and big ones at that,i also included my address and directions. My knees felt a little weak staring at these thick long shafts from men who wanted to tear my asshole open. I got a raging boner thinking about sitting and sucking on these juicy meat poles. I couldn't wait ,i set a time for 2 hours ahead making it 6 oclock, supper time