A peek into my Exs Diary (Literary voyeur)

Now I didn’t wake up thinking the events I’m about to document were going to happen, it started out as a very normal day. A day I’d assumed would be boring!(But hey I aint no psychic.), a day I would have never thought would end in sweat and pornographic passion! *Le Sigh*. Yes! A day that gave me a higher ranking in all things sexual and a crossed a hard to do off my bucket list! Yes people, I’m talking about a threesome.

They say not everyone has the ability to handle the raw passion of a threesome, I say “if you aint no freak, don’t take two dick”. Not everyone is born to do it, people shine and in other aspects too… Well without further wasting your time (because I know some of you are really horny! and the rest of you get your sexual satisfaction from this) let me tell you all that transpired between I, Tim and Declan.

They say it isn’t lady-like to kiss and tell, I say “Bleh!!! I’m telling!”

I woke up really late that day, but I wasn’t doing anything so there wasn’t really any point waking up early. I got off my bed, checked around the house and noticed I and my k** b*****r were the only ones home, I went into the bathroom, had my bath, brushed my teeth (from all indications here, today seemed so bland!) and headed to my room to change my clothes.

After I was done I made noodles and was watching some funny k** series on tv when my phone rang. I looked at it and it was Tim who was calling. I let the phone ring for a bit before pressing the receive button.

“Hey Tim, how are you?”

“I’m fine, Amanda, and you?”

“I’m awesome, just home eating noodles and trying but failing to entertain myself. nothing to do and nowhere to go”

“Oh? Why don’t you come over, my buddy Declan is coming over and we would love it if you could come chill with us”

I sat up and gave a silent squeal. “Really? I’ll be there asap!”

So I finished my noodles, told my b*****r I’d be back in a few hours, left him in charge of the house and went to see Tim.
(a lot of you’re thinking SLUT! But that’s you’re own! Die if you want).
Tim didn’t really live far away from me so it was an easy walk but the sun made it a lot harder. I got to his house sweaty and then exhausted. I knocked and tim opened the door himself, wearing only a pair of fitted track pants. Took all of my self control to take my eyes off the bulge in the left pant leg. He told me to come in and as I did I saw Declan sprawled on the settee, with his shirt in a puddle on the floor and I blushed and said ‘Hi’.

Tim laughed and led me to the settee. I sat down and we started talking about mundane things like the weather, President Goodluck *spits*, Jessica Simpson, The Kardashians.
Then Tim out of the blue, said.”Amanda I hope you know why you came here”

“I came to hang with you guys, duh!” I replied with a laugh.

Declan cut in, his voice smoother than silk. “Besides that, I hope you know you came to pleasure us.

I paused. “Pleasure you? Why do you need me? Its was very obvious from your naked chests and Tim’s erection that you guys were messing around before I got here. Why don’t you just go into the room and pleasure each other.”

It was Tim’s turn to laugh. “Hahahaha!!! You took forever to get here so we started the party without you. Declan is up for a bit of bisexual experimentation and you’re the only person I trust.”

I raised an eyebrow.”So… You want this to be a bisexual threesome?”

“EXACTLY!!!” Tim and Declan chorused.

I have to admit that I blushed, a lot.”You guys are crazy but alright…”

Declan came over and brought his face close to mine before leaning in and kissing me. His lips were so lush I didn’t even know when I started kissing back. He fondled my breast, cupping it with his free hand. While this was going on, Tim had found his way down and was slurping down on Declan’s penis. I watched him with the corner of my eye, getting aroused even more by seeing Tim all submissive. Declan started sucking my nipples and Tim came up off Declan’s penis and joined him on the other nipple(I was going MAD!), they both kicked off their pants and rapidly turned their attentioon to undressing me.

When we were all naked, I got down to my knees and started blowing the two of them, taking turns in giving each penis maximum satisfaction and taking each guy to the point just before a climax before withdrawing my lips and turning my attention to the next guy.

In a rush of sexual rage Declan carried me up and took me to the bedroom where he laid me down and ate me out. The rapid movement of his tongue inside me made me moan and arch my back, my whoremones were heightened. He kept on doing this and he put a condom on and with a thrust of passion, Declan was inside me.

I moaned with passion but I couldn’t help but feel that something was missing. It was Tim, I wondered where he was then I saw his penis hovering above me and I was happy to suck it, as I did the two of them kissed each other(it was HOT!!!!).

Tim knelt over my face so I could take his penis deeper and Declan continued with his thrusts of passion. He went deeper in me, I felt his penis in me(boy was he BIG). I kept on sucking Tim and he just kept on moaning.

Then Tim put on a condom and like a tag team match they clapped hands and Declan came out and Tim asked me to turn over and go on all fours. I gladly did, expecting that he’ll put in my already throbbing pussy, but no, I felt it at the opening of my asshole. It was moist and I’ve never gone anal so why not!?

He slowly went in me, taking his time so I could get used to that much in there, and ease the pain (and trust me, it hurt). I stayed strong because I knew after the pain would be pleasure. He went slow for sometime, using my groans as a litmus for how comfortable I was. He knew it was time to ram home when I reached to grab his but and make him go faster.

Just when I was enjoying it, he withdrew his tool and I’m thinking ‘He’s cum? Already?’, but I was wrong. Declan asked me to sit on his dick and I did and then he made me lay forward on him and arch my back so my ass hole was exposed and bare. Without wasting time Tim got up in me.

(You know when you watch porn and you see this scene and ask ‘What the hell is she enjoying?’, well my answer is a Lot!). The feeling of having two penises in me was blissful! I have no words to describe my pleasure. They did me good! Each with his own form of raw passion. It was like ying and yang were having a party in my pussy and my bussy.

Then simultaneously the two of them came out of me and were about to burst their nut on me, and like the classy girl I am I opened my mouth and had baby gravy for lunch. They both sighed and laid on each side of me, cushioning me in a sweaty, satisfied sandwich.

“That was fucking HOT!” Tim cursed quietly.

“I know right!” Declan added. “Amanda you’re the best!”

I blushed again. “Awwww, thanks boys”

“You’re So Welcome!” Tim and Declan chorused yet again.

I smiled at their cutesy cheesiness and smacked them in the bum before pulling them close and letting them rest their heads on their bosom. Today was such a lucky day, who knows the next time Tim calls me, it might be for an orgy. ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ